Humble Rants 24 April 2013

Posted Wednesday, April 24, 2013 in Opinion

Humble Rants 24 April 2013

by Robert Skoglund aka The humble Farmer

I just heard about a thing on television called an android tablet. I perked right up when I heard it, thinking one or two android tablets a day might be good for arthritis. But later in the day the android tablet turned up again when I was Googling something so I looked for a definition of android tablet. You might be happy to learn that an android tablet is a tablet computer that runs the Android operating system and that some have a case that resembled the iPad. I’m not going to Google iPad to see what that is because I will probably only learn that it is a poor boy’s version of an android tablet. 

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I’m probably in the wrong business, because if I were a cop arresting drunken drivers I would also have told Reese Witherspoon that I had never heard of her. Who in the world has ever heard of Reese Witherspoon?  My wife Marsha, The Almost Perfect Woman, knows the names of all the modern cars. Marsha says that she has heard of Reese Witherspoon, and this is what amazes me. How could my wife have lived in the same house with me for 20 years and have accumulated all of this useless esoteric knowledge --- right under my nose, as it were --- without having a bit of it rub off on me?  I’m thehumblefarmer@gmail.com and I hope you’ll write and tell me of similar inexplicable things that have transpired in your household.

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